Now you know what Gnomes do when you turn your back to them.
Garden Gnomes have a natural defense mechanism. They freeze in place whenever anyone takes notice of them. That's why you sometimes catch one pants down.
Don't let their innocent looks fool you. Gnomes want to achieve total world domination. Do not let large groups of gnomes congregate on lawns.
At the first sign of trouble call:
1 800 OH ROSIE
A Gnome's Worst Nightmare
Gnomes are also known to hunt squirrels
...and to go after big game fish
Gnomes know how to party
...and can really cut a rug
most of the page graphics used to make the frame and background (including the animated Troll) was 'borrowed' from:
The Blizzard image link takes you to their World of WarCraft site.
I couldn't help myself. Blizzard knows how to create a striking page and I just wanted to see if I could even get close. Besides it was also a kind of game figuring out how to put all the pieces I borrowed into place. I spent more hours than I care to admit but I did manage to capture some of the look and feel that inspired me to try.